- We’re all missing our favorite professional sports leagues since the coronavirus pandemic shuttered the entire United States back in March.
- While we wait for the action to pick back up, I decided to do some research on the mascots from each team in the Big Four leagues — the MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL.
- From Mr. Met and the Phillie Phanatic to Benny the Bull and, of course, Gritty, here is my arbitrary yet definitive ranking of all 110 mascots across the biggest sports leagues in America.
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Infosnips 110. Al the Octopus — Detroit Red Wings (NHL)
On the one hand, Detroit Red Wings fans’ enduring tradition of throwing live octopuses onto the ice for good luck is both incredibly unique and strangely impressive. The fact that long-time Zamboni driver Al Sobotka whips said octopuses above his head just adds to the hilarity and bizarreness. But, when it comes down to it, animal cruelty is never cool, so the Red Wings mascot gets low marks from me.
Infosnips 109. Raider Rusher — Las Vegas Raiders (NFL)
Let’s hope what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, in this instance.
Infosnips 108. Captain Fear — Tampa Bay Buccaneers
If not for the fact that my editor is a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan, Captain Fear may have had a shot at the last spot on this list. That said, the thought of Tom Brady cozying up to this guy brings me great joy.
Infosnips 107. The Gorilla — Phoenix Suns (NBA)
Why, though? The mascot is almost as bad as the team itself, and we all know that’s saying something.
Infosnips 106. Rowdy — Dallas Cowboys (NFL)
Nope. And not just because I’m a New York Giants fan.
Infosnips 105. Lucky the Leprechaun —Boston Celtics (NBA)
No one wants to see a real, human face on their mascot. Sorry to this man.
Infosnips 104. The Swinging Friar — San Diego Padres (MLB)
The Swinging Friar is meant to honor the Spanish Franciscan friars who established the mission that eventually formed San Diego. Even though this intention is admirable, the execution is more than a bit offputting. And don’t get me started on the fact that I can see his toes.
Infosnips 103. Stinger — Columbus Blue Jackets (NHL)
Stinger makes absolutely no sense. According to NHL.com, Stinger — a Yellowjacket who is inexplicably green — represents the “hard work and pride for their team” Columbus fans are known for. I’m not seeing it.
Infosnips 102. Pat Patriot — New England Patriots (NFL)
Pat Patriot — the Revolutionary War soldier who serves as the New England Patriots’ mascot — is not my cup of tea. Get it? Revolutionary War? Boston Tea Party?
Infosnips 101. Clutch — Houston Rockets (NBA)
Clutch is supposed to be a bear, but he looks more like a mouse. Either way, neither mascot has anything to do with the Rockets or the city of Houston. Low marks from me, even if his motorcycle is cool.
Infosnips 100. D. Baxter the Bobcat — Arizona Diamondbacks (MLB)
The Arizona Diamondbacks have a mascot that is a bobcat? How does that make any sense? Snake or bust, in my opinion.
Infosnips 99. Pierre T. Pelican — New Orleans Pelicans (NBA)
Both Pierre T. Pelican’s name and genealogy represent New Orleans beautifully, but that’s where the beauty ends when it comes to the New Orleans Pelicans’ mascot. I’m sorry, but he’s scary looking, and I’m not the only one who thinks so.
Infosnips 98. Tommy Hawk — Chicago Blackhawks (NHL)
Same thing as Pierre T. Pelican, but he gets the edge because the Blackhawks are amongst the NHL’s best.
Infosnips 97. The Coyote — San Antonio Spurs (NBA)
Well, he’s unique. That’s for sure.
I’ll leave it there.
Infosnips 96. Rampage — Los Angeles Rams (NFL)
Listen, I feel for Rampage. I really do. It’s tough to rally the fans where there is no fanbase to speak of. Still, those creepy eyes aren’t helping the cause.
Infosnips 95. Chance — Vegas Golden Knights
Vegas waited years for a professional sports team, and after getting one at long last, the franchise went ahead and flubbed on the mascot. Chance is a Gila Monster, and not only do I hate him and find him scary, but he doesn’t even make sense! Gila Monsters are normally orangey-pink and black, but the Golden Knights changed Chance’s look to match the team’s color scheme. I just don’t get it.
Infosnips 94. Steely McBeam — Pittsburgh Steelers (NFL)
I’m really just not a huge fan of human-based mascots. I will say, though, Steely McBeam could cut glass with that jaw. Good for him.
Infosnips 93. The Oriole Bird — Baltimore Orioles (MLB)
I’m sorry, Baltimore Orioles fans. You don’t need to endure any more pain and suffering than your team already puts you through. But, frankly, I find The Oriole Bird offputting. I don’t know why.
Infosnips 92. Fin the Whale — Vancouver Canucks (NHL)
I just don’t think he really looks like a whale. He also scares perfectly innocent babies. He’s canceled.
Infosnips 91. Rangers Captain — Texas Rangers (MLB)
The Texas Rangers mascot, Rangers Captain, is a palomino horse that many fans find quite creepy. I have no plans to travel to Arlington, Texas, to get an up-close look, so I guess I’ll have to take their word for it.
Infosnips 90. Jazz Bear — Utah Jazz (NBA)
Jazz Bear kind of looks like a bear. He also kind of looks like a Wookiee. I like his headband, but he’s not quite goofy enough for my taste. Sorry, Utah Jazz fans.
Infosnips 89. Grizz — Memphis Grizzlies (NBA)
Same as Jazz Bear, but with worse eyebrows and a better outfit.
Infosnips 88. Paws — Detroit Tigers (MLB)
Paws — the mascot for the Detroit Tigers — has a cute name. But his appearance is a bit strange, and I don’t like his beard.
Infosnips 87. The Devil — New Jersey Devils (NHL)
I’m pretty much indifferent when it comes to the New Jersey Devil. He’s fine. He looks like a devil. The team is called the Devils. It all makes perfect sense, but that’s all.
Infosnips 86. Harry the Hawk — Atlanta Hawks (NBA)
Like the New Jersey Devil, Harry the Hawk makes perfect sense but offers little else. I’ll give him the edge because his name is marginally more creative.
Infosnips 85. Poe — Baltimore Ravens (NFL)
Poe — the mascot for the Baltimore Ravens — is not incredibly creative in his appearance, but he doesn’t exactly have to be. He looks like a raven and that’s what counts. Plus, his name is a reference to Edgar Allan Poe, the acclaimed writer who was a Baltimore native.
Infosnips 84. Mick E. Moose — Winnipeg Jets (NHL)
Not to be confused with Mickey Mouse of Disney fame, Mick E. Moose is the faithful mascot of the Winnipeg Jets. His big teeth and bushy, gray eyebrows make him look a bit creepy, in my opinion. That said, his flying hat — which plays on the name “Jets” — is fantastic.
Infosnips 83. Slamson the Lion — Sacramento Kings (NBA)
Lions are the kings of the jungle, so it makes sense that the Sacramento Kings would recruit a high-flying, dunking big cat as their mascot. Honestly, I think his face a bit too detailed for a mascot, but he’s not offensive in any way.
Infosnips 82. Bailey the Lion — Los Angeles Kings (NHL)
It’s not Bailey the Lion’s fault that there are two “Kings” franchises in California, but nobody asked for another generic lion mascot. Sorry to this man.
Infosnips 81. Roary — Detroit Lions (NFL)
Another one! Roary looks like he doesn’t know where he is 100% of the time. You’re in Detroit, Roary! He edges out those other Lions thanks to his clever name.
Infosnips 80. Toro — Houston Texans (NFL)
The Houston Texans’ Toro is a fitting mascot for a team representing the Lone Star State, as bull riding is a Texan staple. Aside from that, Toro doesn’t bring too much to the table. He’s a standard mascot, and that’s that.
Infosnips 79. Wild Wing — Anaheim Ducks (NHL)
Wild Wing is supposed to be an intimidating mascot, and his fierce, dark eyes and hockey mask certainly do the job. Personally, however, I wish the Anaheim Ducks had opted for a cuter duck mascot. There’s so much potential for him to be cuddly and lovable, but I will concede that his name is pretty cool.
Infosnips 78. Sourdough Sam — San Francisco 49ers (NFL)
Sourdough Sam was mining for gold at Levi’s Stadium before he joined forces with San Francisco’s best to rep the 49ers. He’s still a human mascot, which I don’t love, but the full beard and infectious smile give him a bit of a leg up on the competition.
Infosnips 77. KC Wolf — Kansas City Chiefs (NFL)
KC Wolf is a bit mousey looking, as far as wolves go. Still, he’s the reigning Super Bowl champion, so we have to give him some props. Plus, I hear he and Patrick Mahomes are tight, which ups his street cred considerably.
Infosnips 76. Freddie Falcon — Atlanta Falcons (NFL)
Freddie Falcon is cute and his feathers help him stand out from the flock of bird mascots in the majors. But I won’t like to you — his chicken legs weird me out a bit.
Infosnips 75. Harvey the Hound — Calgary Flames (NHL)
I’m conflicted about Harvey, the official mascot of the Calgary Flames, and the first mascot in the entire NHL. He’s a little offputting, but he’s simultaneously very endearing. Part of me wants to ruffle the fur on the top of his head, but another part of me fears picking up fleas. I’ll put him towards the middle of the pack, and that’s exactly where he belongs, as he’s a dog.
Infosnips 74. T.C. Bear — Minnesota Twins (MLB)
T.C. Bear — which stands for Twin Cities Bear — is the mascot for the Minnesota Twins. He’s essentially an overgrown teddy bear. That’s really all there is to him.
Infosnips 73. Franklin the Dog — Philadelphia 76ers (NBA)
Listen, I’m really not trying to start anything with the Philadelphia faithful, but Franklin the Dog really, really doesn’t look like a dog. Like at all. I know he’s a historical figure, but he’s decidedly the worst mascot of the City of Brotherly Love. Sorry, Franklin, you’re still a good boy.
Infosnips 72. Chomps — Cleveland Browns (NFL)
Chomps — the mascot for the Cleveland Browns — certainly looks more like a pooch than Franklin. He’s done a good job in recent years, as the Browns have begun to salvage their reputation as perennial NFL bottom-dwellers. I don’t like Chomps’ teeth, but I suppose they complement the name.
Infosnips 71. Bernie the St. Bernard — Colorado Avalanche
Bernie the St. Bernard is yet another good boy. Bernie was born on the ski slopes of Colorado but, according to his official bio, he kept running down from the mountains because his true home is on the ice.
Infosnips 70. Swoop — Philadelphia Eagles (NFL)
Swoop has quite a feisty fanbase to entertain in the Philadelphia Eagles faithful. His name works, and he looks the part.
Infosnips 69. Orbit — Houston Astros (MLB)
Orbit is a cute little alien who cheers for the Houston Astros. I like how his being plays on the team’s name and the city’s ties to NASA and space exploration.
Infosnips 68. Nordy — Minnesota Wild (NHL)
Nordy is a solid mascot. He’s a fuzzy, fun-loving, “Wild animal” of some variety. He also looks a lot like Crash Bandicoot, which wins him points in my book.
Infosnips 67. Rocky the Mountain Lion — Denver Nuggets (NBA)
Rocky is very cute. Nobody’s questioning that. But what else does he bring to the table? He represents the region, sure, but he’s not a nugget. On the whole, I’m not that impressed.
Infosnips 66. Boomer — Indiana Pacers
Boomer’s cool. He’s another big cat, but he gets the edge because he’s got blue fur and I like the tuft of yellow on his head.
Infosnips 65. Howler — Arizona Coyotes (NHL)
Finally, something other than a big cat. Howler is a Coyote, although he kind of looks like a bear. He does the job, and he does it well, but he’s pretty underwhelming on the whole.
Infosnips 64. Spartacat — Ottowa Senators (NHL)
Spartacat — the official mascot of the Ottowa Senators — is virtually indistinguishable from my reflection in the mirror anytime before 8 a.m., which renders him familiar yet somewhat jarring. As a result, I’m not really sure how to feel about him.
Infosnips 63. Blaze the Trail Cat — Portland Trail Blazers (NBA)
Blaze is kind of cute. He’s also a little strange looking. I like his headband, though.
Infosnips 62. Miles — Denver Broncos (NFL)
Named in honor of the Mile High City, Miles is, well, a Bronco. His smile is a little creepy, as are his orange eyes, but ultimately he represents Denver with valor.
Infosnips 61. The Raptor — Toronto Raptors (NBA)
The Raptor is undoubtedly a solid mascot, and he’s the center of an enduring Raptors brand. But aside from the dearth of dinosaur mascots in the majors — and his reigning champion status — he’s pretty standard.
Infosnips 60. Who Dey — Cincinnati Bengals (NFL)
Who Dey is a Bengal Tiger, and he’s equal parts intimidating and cute. Extra points to Who Dey for beating the Saints to the punch with the “Who Dey” chant.
Infosnips 59. Screech — Washington Nationals (MLB)
The Washington Nationals have a bald eagle as a mascot in Screech. He’s something of a baby bird, from what I can tell, but he’s a fitting mascot for the capital city’s baseball team.
Infosnips 58. SlapShot — Washington Capitals (NHL)
Like Screech, SlapShot is also a bald eagle, and he is a true patriot. His favorite song is the U.S. National Anthem and his birthday is, coincidentally, the same day Congress officially adopted the Great Seal of the United States. His closest friends are Sam the Eagle, Big Bird, and Larry Bird, and I have nothing but respect for the consistency. SlapShot is cool with me.
Infosnips 57. Blade the Bruin — Boston Bruins
I had no idea a bruin was a bear until now. Well, that’s what Blades is. He’s a cross between cute and fierce and, lucky for him, represents one of the best NHL teams in recent history.
Infosnips 56. Staley Da Bear — Chicago Bears (NFL)
Folks, we’ve got another bear. Staley Da Bear represents “da Bears,” of course. He’s named after the franchise’s founder, A.E. Staley. I’ll give him a pass for being a little mean-looking since I think that’s the point.
Infosnips 55. Mr. Met — New York Mets (MLB)
I know he’s iconic, but Mr. Met isn’t a particularly creative mascot. After all, he is just an anthropomorphic baseball. Sorry to the borough of Queens.
Infosnips 54. Mr. Red — Cincinnati Reds (MLB)
Same as Mr. Met. Still, Mr. Red has been around since 1953, so we have to give credit where credit is due and give him the edge.
Infosnips 53. SJ Sharkie — San Jose Sharks (NHL)
SJ Sharkie is, clearly, a true athlete, and I genuinely believe he’d tear most of these other mascots apart in a fight. In fact, he regularly (lovingly) bites fans heads at San Jose Sharks games. Beware.
Infosnips 52. Sir Purr — Carolina Panthers (NFL)
He’s Purrfect. Sorry. Very cute though.
Infosnips 51. Hooper — Detroit Pistons (NBA)
Hooper is a horse, which makes sense given that he represents the Detroit Pistons, but his large, round nose and two-toned mane give him a bit extra flare. 10/10 would pet.
Infosnips 50. Mariner Moose — Seattle Mariners (MLB)
One could argue that the Seattle Mariners’ mascot should be a sea creature, but I quite like the fuzzy and adorable Mariner Moose. He’s true to the Pacific Northwest region, and anyone would get lost in those big, black eyes.
Infosnips 49. Blitz — Seattle Seahawks (NFL)
Blitz has a good name and a solid appearance. He actually looks like a seahawk, and those green feathers give him a nice pop of color without compromising his intimidating persona. Plus, his name rules.
Infosnips 48. Gnash — Nashville Predators (NHL)
Gnash really ticks all the boxes: he’s got a great name, a cute-yet-fierce appearance, and a backstory that reflects the history of Nashville. Plus, I like it when he rappels down to the ice. High marks for Gnash.
Infosnips 47. T-Rac — Tennessee Titans (NFL)
T-Rac doesn’t not look like he could fit in with the mascots that lurk around Times Square, which makes sense because he’s a raccoon. I’m not sure what possessed the Titans to choose such a… unique… creature to represent the state of Tennessee, but I like the ambition.
Infosnips 46. Bernie Brewer — Milwaukee Brewers (MLB)
I’m typically not a fan of mascots that are meant to look like humans, but Bernie Brewer’s mustache is surely worthy of an exception. His sweet digs — a dugout in the left-field bleachers — and his tradition of sliding down a slide into the outfield after each homerun push him fairly high up on my list. Plus, he was created to honor Milt Mason, a Brewers superfan who camped out atop the scoreboard at Milwaukee County Stadium for 40 days to help grow the attendance at the team’s games.
For that reason, Roll Bernie.
Infosnips 45. Viktor Viking — Minnesota Vikings
The stache don’t lie. Viktor is another exception to my “no human mascots” rule, but I can’t say no to the flow. Skol, Vikings!
Infosnips 44. Chuck the Condor — Los Angeles Clippers (NBA)
Chuck the Condor is unique, smiley, and always rocks a cool outfit. Everyone hated him when he first came on the scene in 2016, but he’s really grown on me. Plus, I like that Chuck wears Chuck Taylors.
Infosnips 43. Hunter the Lynx — Edmonton Oilers (NHL)
When it comes to big cat mascots — and, trust me, there are many — a lynx is about as unique as it gets. Hunter has a good name and a solid backstory. Best of all, the people of Edmonton voted for the Oilers’ mascot to be a lynx, so he’s a big cat of the people.
Infosnips 42. Sluggerrr — Kansas City Royals (MLB)
Sluggerrr is the ever-regal mascot representing the Kansas City Royals. He’s a lion with a crown embedded into his skull, which is admittedly a bit weird, but it’s good that he knows his worth. Extra points for listing his marital status as “on the prowl” in his official MLB bio.
Infosnips 41. Crunch — Minnesota Timberwolves (NBA)
He’s strong. He’s fierce. He represents the team and the region. He is Crunch, the mascot for the Minnesota Timberwolves, and he’s pretty much all you can ask for in a mascot.
Infosnips 40. Billy Buffalo — Buffalo Bills (NFL)
Billy Buffalo of the Buffalo Bills. Hilarious. He looks like a bear with horns. Also hilarious. He’s not at all intimidating and actually quite cute.
Infosnips 39. Ace — Toronto Blue Jays
A Toronto High School student came up with the name for Ace, the Blue Jays’ sapphire-feathered mascot who perfectly represents the team.
Infosnips 38. Clark — Chicago Cubs (MLB)
Fun, athletic, lively, and jovial, Clark is everything a baseball mascot should be.
Infosnips 37. Stanley C. Panther — Florida Panthers (NHL)
Frankly, I was a bit confused about why a fuzzy jungle cat was the mascot for a Florida-based team, but after a bit of research, I learned the heartbreaking story of Stanley C. Panther. Panthers used to be common throughout the Southeast, but “fewer than 100” remain in the wild of southern Florida today, according to the National Park Service. I can only assume Stanley C. Panther endures the frigid temperature and high volume inside the BB&T Center to combat the much icier sensation of loneliness he feels internally. Pity points for Stan.
Infosnips 36. Stormy — Carolina Hurricanes (NHL)
Pity points for Stormy, too. The Carolina Hurricanes chose a pig (yes, that’s a pig) as their mascot because the state of North Carolina is known for its (admittedly delicious) pork barbeque.
Infosnips 35. Fredbird — St. Louis Cardinals (MLB)
Fredbird has been tasked with pumping up St. Louis Cardinals fans since way back in the 1970s, and somehow, he’s still at it. Since then, the team has won three World Series. Not bad, bird.
Infosnips 34. Big Red — Arizona Cardinals (NFL)
Well, he’s more intimidating than Fredbird.
Infosnips 33. Louie — St. Louis Blues (NHL)
He’s a cute and cuddly bear who wears a helmet! He’s adorable! He’s unique because he’s blue! And, best of all, he’s not a walking music note! Louie gets the stamp of approval from me.
Infosnips 32. Bango — Milwaukee Bucks (NBA)
Bango is adorable, likable, and pure. He’s a perfect representation of the Bucks franchise, and I imagine he and Giannis Antetokounmpo get along splendidly.
Infosnips 31. Carlton the Bear — Toronto Maple Leafs (NHL)
It doesn’t make much sense that the Toronto Maple Leafs would opt for a polar bear as their mascot, but I’m certainly not objecting to Carlton the Bear. He’s cute and has a fantastic name, so as far as I’m concerned, he can hang around the rink as much as he would like.
Infosnips 30. Stomper — Oakland A’s (MLB)
It’s unclear why Oakland’s mascot is an elephant, but Stomper has a very sweet face and a penchant for celebrating sweeps by waving a broom around the field.
Infosnips 29. Benny the Bull — Chicago Bulls (NBA)
Benny the Bull is a classic. He was the first mascot in the NBA after making his debut in 1969 and has been around the franchise, dunking on the court and interacting with fans, ever since. It’s hard not to give high marks to an enduring legend like Benny.
Infosnips 28. TD — Miami Dolphins (NFL)
Look at this guy! He doesn’t even have hands, but I’d trust him to haul in the game-winning snag with those slick flippers. Hell, it’s in his name. Roll TD.
Infosnips 27. Wally the Green Monster — Boston Red Sox (MLB)
Named after the legendary, 231-foot wall in left field at Fenway Park, Wally the Green Monster is the iconic mascot for the Boston Red Sox. He is said to have spent years living behind the old-fashioned scoreboard displayed on the Green Monster before emerging from his home and becoming an emblem for the franchise. Though his appearance doesn’t feature all the bells and whistles that many of his mascot counterparts boast, his legacy is among the most iconic in all of baseball.
Infosnips 26. Moondog — Cleveland Cavaliers (NBA)
Moondog may not have anything to do with the Cavaliers — he doesn’t appear to resemble a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel — but he’s undoubtedly cute. Look at the way his ears flop when he dunks! Who’s a good boy?!
Infosnips 25. The Pirate Parrot — Pittsburgh Pirates (MLB)
If dogs are man’s best friend, then parrots are certainly pirates’. The Pirate Parrot of the Pittsburgh Pirates is the perfect complement to the Steel City’s squad.
Infosnips 24. Gumbo — New Orleans Saints (NFL)
Good boy. Great name. Roll Saints.
Infosnips 23. Champ — Dallas Mavericks (NBA)
Let’s all agree to never acknowledge MavsMan’s existence, okay?
Now that that’s settled, may I draw your attention to Champ, the one true mascot of the Dallas Mavericks. I think he’s hilarious, and I don’t know why. Maybe it’s his wild mane or his exasperated expression. Either way, he brings me joy, and that’s all we can ask for in a mascot.
Infosnips 22. Southpaw — Chicago White Sox (MLB)
Southpaw is a “big fuzzy green dude that loves the Chicago White Sox,” according to his MLB bio. Like his squad, Southpaw is a man of the South Side of Chicago, and he derives his name from the area as well as the fact that he’s a lefty. He’s cute and has a creative backstory. What more can White Sox fans possibly want?
Infosnips 21. Rumble the Bison — Oklahoma City Thunder (NBA)
If you squint a little, Rumble really looks like a bison. Yet the Oklahoma City Thunder mascot isn’t scary or offputting. Albeit a little hairy, Rumble represents a bison from a long-told Native American tale who was given superpowers from the god of Thunder after helping his friends escape a storm. He roamed the hills of Oklahoma alone, the tale goes until a group of men “who carried similar powers” arrived in Oklahoma City in 2009. I’m giving him high marks for having such a heartwarming backstory.
Infosnips 20. Billy the Marlin — Miami Marlins (MLB)
Billy is adorable. He makes perfect sense. He’s unique. He’s doing his best on land. High marks for Billy.
Infosnips 19. Sparky the Dragon — New York Islanders (NHL)
I don’t fully understand how a dragon washed up on the shores of Long Island, but somehow, Sparky is making it work.
Infosnips 18. Victor E. Green — Dallas Stars (NHL)
This guy rocks. He’s fuzzy, he’s a man of the people, and he’s extremely passionate about his Dallas Stars. In fact, he can often be spotted in the background of professional photos reacting emphatically to what’s happening on the ice. Sure, no one knows what he is or where he came from (aside from “galaxy far, far away,” per the Stars’ website), but that’s part of his allure.
Infosnips 17. Youppi! — Montreal Canadiens (NHL)
Youppi! rocks. His name means “Yippee!” in French and he literally wears an exclamation point on his back instead of a number. We love the enthusiasm. Youppi!’s roots are in baseball, but he transferred his allegiances to the Canadiens after the Montreal Expos moved to Washington D.C. in 2004. I have no idea what he is, but I know for certain that he is mon amour.
Infosnips 16. Lou Seal — San Francisco Giants (MLB)
He’s cute and one-of-a-kind and his glasses are adorable. But best of all, his name reminds me of the iconic bit from “Arrested Development.”
Infosnips 15. Hugo the Hornet — Charlotte Hornets (NBA)
I like Hugo. I like his name, I like his color scheme, I like his simple face, and I like his disposition. I don’t really have any good reason for ranking him this high, but here he is. Deal with it.
Infosnips 14. Sabretooth — Buffalo Sabres (NHL)
No braces, no problem. Sabretooth — the orange-furred mascot of the Buffalo Sabres — has a goofy look to him, but as an anthropomorphic saber-toothed tiger, he perfectly represents his team and the icy-cold winters of Buffalo, New York.
Infosnips 13. Slider — Cleveland Indians (MLB)
It’s unclear what Slider is, but this pink-furred, yellow-nosed delight is all the rage in Cleveland. He normally keeps out of trouble, but he took a legendary tumble out of the stands during the 1995 ALCS and tore both his MCL and ACL. Mascotting is no joke, folks.
Infosnips 12. G-Wiz — Washington Wizards (NBA)
I just want to boop his nose and give him a hug. Is that so much to ask?
Infosnips 11. ThunderBug — Tampa Bay Lightning (NHL)
He’s unique, he’s fuzzy, and he’s got eyes that stare straight into your soul. One time he gave the forecast for a local news channel. ThunderBug boasts that his favorite movie is “A Bug’s Life” and that his favorite band is The Beatles, so his brand is extremely strong and also extremely adorable. I love him.
Infosnips 10. Raymond — Tampa Bay Rays (MLB)
Somehow, Raymond is nothing and everything all in one. According to Tampa Bay folklore, the fuzzy creature climbed out of the Gulf of Mexico and into Rays fans’ hearts back in 1998. Even though that means he’s 22 years old, Raymond doesn’t look a day younger than 75. I think he’s hilarious, and the name Raymond is *chefs kiss*.
Infosnips 9. Burnie — Miami Heat (NBA)
Once again, I have absolutely no idea what Burnie is, but I do know that he’s wonderful. He genuinely rocks the famous Miami Vice jerseys better than anyone. My only complaint about Burnie is his lack of a mouth. Oh, and, given his name, his silence in the realm of politics is deafening.
Infosnips 8. Dinger — Colorado Rockies (MLB)
Dinger rules, no questions asked. He’s a purple Triceratops inspired by a 7-foot-long, 1,000-pound Triceratops fossil recovered at Coors Field while the stadium was being built. There aren’t many other major-league dinos in circulation, which is cool. Plus the name Dinger — slang for a home run — is perfect for a mascot living in the Mile High City, where the altitude helps baseballs soar further than parks that are closer to sea level.
Infosnips 7. Iceburgh — Pittsburgh Penguins (NHL)
Look at this guy! What a goof! He’s a silly-looking penguin with an extremely punny name and a darling disposition. He’s even a movie star; he was in “Sudden Death” with Jean Claude Van Damme back in 1995.
Infosnips 6. Blue — Indianapolis Colts (NFL)
Blue is a colt, apparently, but in reality, he looks like a goofy, fuzzy dude. He’s got quite a jovial spirit and a penchant for changing color when the team is celebrating a special occasion, like pink for breast cancer awareness or army green and camo for military appreciation. Top marks for Blue.
Infosnips 5. Blooper — Atlanta Braves (MLB)
Everything about Blooper is perfect. His name encapsulates exactly what a mascot should be. His ears, nose, eyes, and tuft of red hair poking out from under his cap are all flawlessly goofy. Plus, when he (or someone else) boops his nose, his ears pop out like a real-life cartoon. I love him.
Infosnips 4. Jaxson de Ville — Jacksonville Jaguars (NFL)
Are you kidding me?! This is the coolest cat I’ve ever seen. The sun never sets on a bada–, unless, of course, he represents a rather pitiful team like the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Infosnips 3. Stuff the Magic Dragon — Orlando Magic (NBA)
Stuff the Magic Dragon undoubtedly ranks among the mascot elite. His name is a hilarious play on the song “Puff the Magic Dragon” and the act of blocking — or stuffing — a shot in basketball. He is adorable, fantastical, and exciting. He is everything a mascot should be and more, and I would give him a kidney if he needed one.
Infosnips 2. Phillie Phanatic — Philadelphia Phillies (MLB)
I don’t know what type of creature the Phillie Phanatic was meant to be at his inception (birth?), but I know he has become an absolute legend. The Phanatic may be the most recognizable mascot in all of sports, and there’s no question that he’s one of the most loveable. There must be something in the “wooder” over in the City of Brotherly Love because their mascots are the best in the business.
Infosnips 1. Gritty — Philadelphia Flyers (NHL)
This was never a fair fight, and we all knew it. What is Gritty, you ask? Gritty is an orange-furred, googly-eyed, hot dog-loving ice monster who emerged from the depths of Philadelphia’s Wells Fargo Center and captured the hearts of, well, everyone. A bona fide celebrity, a non-binary, leftist icon, a hilarious clutz, and, frankly, the best among us, Gritty defied the odds to become the most beloved mascot on the planet since he hit the scene in 2018. We have no choice but to stan.